A while back I wrote an article talking about Team Names. If you haven’t figured it out, having a good team name means so much more than sounding funny or cool. A team name represents who you and your team mates are. So when picking a team name make sure you do it right and not blow it by naming yourselves something lame. Here’s a guideline on what NOT to do when naming your team.
1. No female body parts.
“Cleavage, Chi Chi’s and Snatch” Really dude? C’mon…really? What are you 12?
2. Stay away from vulgarity. Have you ever heard of a little league or professional team called the “F-ing Dodgers”…no.
3. Refrain from calling yourselves some sort of race/ethnic group. Unless all of your team mates are all Asians, the name “Asian Persuasion” may not fly.
Just in case you’re wondering why I’m making such a big stink about this, well I’m doing it for your own good. Think about it for a second. Let’s say your team is competitive in D’s. You now want to travel play in tournaments throughout the country. In order for you to do that, you’ll need to approach a possible sponsor. Does this sound professional at all? “Hi there, I’m from Team Nice (slang for female body part), would you be interested in sponsoring us?”
No its not professional nor is it classy. No one will take you seriously if your team name is stupid. You might as well call yourselves, Team Stupid. Besides, would your kid, or wife be proud to say, “My husband plays softball for Team Boobies.” Anyhow, choose your team names wisely, you’ll thank me for it.