First of all, get your dirty minds out of the gutter! Hump Day, as defined by Urban Dictionary is:
Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get “over the hump” before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.
Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!
So this day could mean a few things for all you folks out there. Hump Day could be a sigh of relief since you’re heading into the weekend. I’m sure you’ve got some big plans to play a few tournaments, drink beer, have a bbq or to simply sleep in. But for a few of you who are cops, nurses and other folks who work weekends, Hump Day could be such a drag. I used to work weekends and I hated Wednesdays because it reminded me that I had a shift on Saturday and Sunday and it would only make me bitter because I am missing out on all the fun a person could have on the weekends.
But I digress, Wednesday is an awesome day because it starts with a W! No other day in the week starts with a W.
Listen, I have an idea. Let’s make Wednesday the Word of the Day!!!! If anyone says to you the word of the day, then make sure you jump up and down screaming “Wednesday!!!! The Word of The Day!!!!!!Woohoo!!!!” Do it how they used to on Pee Wee’s Play House.

Another fun fact would be that I published a newsletter this morning!

If you’re still not part of our newsletter, then make sure you join. There are over 2000 softball players that are part of it, so how come you’re not?
In the newsletter we announced a very special event, its the TAI Sports NC, Grand Opening. I know what you’re thinking, “Hasn’t TAI Sports NC been around for over a year?” To answer that, yes it has. But It hasn’t officially had a grand opening event. Besides it was an excuse for us to sell Elite product to the folks of NC at a discounted price. Get ready for this, 50%off all Elite products!!!!! “Whoa! Did he say 50% off!?!” Yes sir I did and I didn’t stutter!
All this happens on June 5th, 2010. It’s a one day sales event. Prices are only good for walk in customers of TAI NC. No discounts will be offered for online and phone order customers. We basically want to see and meet you. So don’t be shy and come down. From what I hear, Freddy Tario is going to be grilling up some food for our customers. Yum!
TAI NC also worked out a deal for their customers. During the day of the Grand Opening, you can also take advantage of a Free Trial Lesson from Pang’s Taekwondo. Jose “Mr Elite East Coast” Vega has been taking some lesson from Master Pang and can now kick softballs 350 feet. Jose said he doesn’t even need a bat anymore, all he has to do is round house the ball for a line drive or home run. In fact his Kicks are so powerful, look what he did to this poor ball…

Anyhow, make sure you come down to TAI Sports NC on June 5th, 2010, save some money, go home with tons of Elite gear. Prices like these won’t happen again!