If you didn’t know this, I’m actually a super hero.The transformation occurs between the time I leave my office and the time I get into my jet car, its actually a Hyundai, but those things are considered fast in Korea. It’s not something I brag about because I’d like to protect my identity, but pressure from the paparazzi and my fans has finally gotten to me. So here is my crime fighting suit.
I started off by using a PK Distributors jersey. Don’t worry, this wasn’t the full jersey, just the front and one sleeve.
The front of the jersey makes a killer cape. Everyone knows that if you are going to be a super hero, then you need a cape. I passed on the underwear outside since I don’t even wear them inside.
This was my mask. But I had it refitted to become my dew rag head-band that carries the Elite moniker. By the way, the Elite Logo has a trademark. So if you try to copy it or anything like that, our SWAT team of Lawyers will be knocking down your doors. What? You think I’m kidding about the SWAT Lawyers? It’s true…well ok ok, I’m kinda stretching the truth, they are more like Ninjas…
Here I am in my full glory wearing my super hero suit. No that’s not a kitten on my shirt, that’s a Fox.
Now an action shot of my cape blowing in the wind.
Now that you know that I’m a super hero, feel free to call upon my services. In return, all I ask is you provide me a turkey sandwich, chips and a diet coke as a form of payment. But if the dude has a gun, I’m outta there! You’re on your own buddy.